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30 unsolicited opinions from a newly-30-year-old (opens the original)
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there are quite a few new subscribers around here these days, so i figured what better way to ostracize a ton of them than to release my unsolicited opinions upon you all?p.s. if you’re new here, HYPER/FIXATED is a home for the stories and ideas that just won’t leave us alone. this usually includes a well-thought-out essay on a unique topic. this week, as a treat, i’m loosening my academic tie a little bit.for more HYPER/FIXATED content, che
My dental hygienist wants to know when I'm having kids [repost] (opens the original)
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Hi friends, happy summer! This is a republication of an essay originally written in July 2025, back when only about fifteen percent of you were around to see it. For more on why I’m doing summer reruns, please read this piece. Enjoy!“Wow, I love your ring! It’s gorgeous,” my dental hygienist says as she scrapes tartar off my teeth with her tiny scythe.“‘Hank-oo” I reply, but I can’t really
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