HeyJaredHow To Be Less Old
Deanna Cheng and Emily Foster are going to ask the questions, download the apps, discuss the fashion, and try out the gadgets. We will make the mistakes so you don't have to.
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Get This Clanker Outta Here, My Diamond Is Losing Value (opens the original)
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Sup, fools. Can you imagine if that was me to you? Crazy.While sup, fools is certainly not new lingo, I do have a few fun phrases I’d like to take out for a spin on this crisp September morn. And after we get properly fueled on youth slang, I’m diving into the current diamond market 💎 situation. Because, honey, the landscape has officially changed.Here are a few phrases currently making me giggle — BOY KIBBLE: If you see a guy eating a mound of ground beef and white rice, he’s nibbling on boy ki
The Hottest New Collabs? Books! (opens the original)
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What’s cooking good-lookin’? Let’s take a look at what’s trending slash what’s ended up on our desk this week, like the movie we can’t wait to see, the creator we can’t stop watching, the slang terms that everyone is searching up, the newest bestselling thriller, And do we need this app? <a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!M3Iu!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fdc0
Ballerina Boobs & Other Important Developments (opens the original)
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Hello Lovers!On today’s pod, we’re kicking things off with a one-month update on Emily’s brave Morpheus8 treatment powered by Groupon. Spoiler alert: she looks GREAT.<img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="320" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!j
Motion to Ban Sydney Sweeney from Ads (opens the original)
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Happy Friday, friends! This week in Los Angeles, the highs dipped a tiny pinky toe into 79 degrees and for a moment it felt like fall. Fine, that’s a stretch. But my favorite season is here, and I’ll take what I can get. Even though I’ve lived in a place that does not transition well into autumn (or any season) for many years, I still yearn for apple picking, chili recipes, and knit scarves. I will probably have to settle for things like a cinnamon spice fall manicure, or a casual tweed blaz
Why It’s Time We All Need To Get Our Practical Magic On (opens the original)
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There’s a lot happening out there, and lately I’ve been keeping a running list of the things that have irritated me, delighted me and made me wonder if we’re all doomed! So, here’s what I’m watching, what I’m noticing and what I’m actively worried about right now — OMNILUX USE CODE: HTBLO10 for all Omnilux red light therapy products. Boost your collagen and your glow🌟WHAT I’M NOTICING Everyt
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