HeyJaredHornsome 🪽
I'm an ex-startup founder and BDSM practitioner turned writer living at the intersection of horny x wholesome.
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A list of things I think about while domme-ing 💭 (opens the original)
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Ask A Sub: DJ, 33, Massachusetts (opens the original)
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I had a “devil’s threesome” this summer (opens the original)
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Why are we talking to AI doms? (opens the original)
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I am actively reworking my tendency of knee-jerk moral absolutism — so thus far, I have avoided engaging in AI discourse.But every time I read about AI in the news, I want to throw my phone across the room, move to a seaside cottage with a tabby cat, and only touch books and pens and lovers.<a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!ubAG!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F
I can no longer deny these things (opens the original)
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I turned 34 last Saturday. Here is one realisation for every year I have been alive:Many of my friends will have partners I do not like. It is not really my place to volunteer that opinion — my job is to ask questions and let them know that I will be there for them.Vanilla sex can actually be great with the right partner.<a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Zza1!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.ama
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