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Rehab of Julian Assange (opens the original)
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Julian Assange has a mural, an Oscar campaign, and a documentary. What he doesn't have is anyone asking why Netanyahu once thanked WikiLeaks on camera. This is the file nobody reopened.20 years of WikiLeaks. A press conference where a sitting head of state said the leak was good for his country. A childhood that reads like an origin story built in a lab. One conspiracy he refused to touch. A "safe" anonymity system that got broken for the price of a used car. An executive order that built the su
THE REHAB OF JULIAN ASSANGE (opens the original)
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THEY BUILT A MACHINE THAT TURNS VICTIMS INTO DEFENDANTS (opens the original)
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Three weeks ago I told you the head was never off.On September 1st a 17year old from Maine became the first juvenile in the United States federally charged, adjudicated and detained for acts committed inside 764. FBI Boston made the case.Here is what he was found to have done, in the Bureau’s own words.Conspiring to sexually exploit a child. Sexually exploiting and enticing a child. Distributing child sexual abuse material. Interstate threats. Cyberstalking. Identity theft.A minor, convicted of
WHERE THE MONEY ACTUALLY GOES (opens the original)
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A genuine thank you to everyone who subscribes.I don’t need to scream “save the children” and then quietly use your donations to pay my mortgage like some of the finest grifters on this platform.I’m not built that way. And honestly, I’m too stupid to remember lies well enough to pull it off convincingly.So here’s exactly where the money goes. No theatrics, no fake charity, just the truth.One. Alcohol. Biggest slice, zero shame. Where I come from, you buy people who do something bold a round
THEY POLICE EVERYONE EXCEPT THEIR OWN (opens the original)
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