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Hopeless gay romantics exploring strange and fascinating topics that others dare not dive into. Perpetually thirsting after the Enneagram and attractive men.
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Five wing SixtyNining: When Did We Need to Put Them Together? (opens the original)
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Luther, a SO/SP 513, and Valentino, a SO/SX 973, gather with another social 9 and another social 5. All about what kind of perception (and some fair delusions) each of the type experiences and lives with through the social instinct. The differences between 9s and 5s as withdrawn types. And the approach to one of the greatest sources of delusion, emotions. Soft warning for those triggered by microdoses of antisocial propaganda and seductive nonverbal vibing. Guests are Michael (SO/SP 973) and Rio
We Spoiled the Odyssey So You Don't Have to Watch It (opens the original)
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We talk about Christopher Nolan, a type 5, and add to Poseidon's sea of critiques of his adaptation of the Odyssey. (Spoil alert: we think it sucks.) Backgrounds and ConnectionsYou're not cool if haven't been typed by these experts: https://www.enneagrammer.com/House of Enneagram Podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/46AmCuXnChvguX6sNuFvYA?si=7139d9bc1a40408dDreams/Enneagram Resource: https://www.inkstoryrebel.com/ Dreams/Archetypes/Enneagram Podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/5I8hvknTdatmtS
Watch Us Cycle in Reverse (opens the original)
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Continuing to the sequel of the wing cycles. 01:12 9w804:46 8w709:42 7w613:05 6w515:24 5w420:38 4w323:45 3w2 (Can't you tell we have such an appreciation for this type?)31:06 2w135:04 1w9Backgrounds and ConnectionsYou're not cool if haven't been typed by these experts: https://www.enneagrammer.com/House of Enneagram Podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/46AmCuXnChvguX6sNuFvYA?si=7139d9bc1a40408dDreams/Enneagram Resource: https://www.inkstoryrebel.com/ Dreams/Archetypes/Enneagram Podcast: https:/
We Cycled Through the Wings So You Don't Have To (opens the original)
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We explain the wings through a pattern by following through the Enneagram circle. 04:50-Introduction to the cycles 10:52-9w1 14:28-1w2 19:57-2w3 23:59-2s are our favorite type and they deserve a standalone episode since we've talked so much about them already 27:10-3w4 30:32-4w5 34:16-5w6 41:01-6w7 44:08-7w8 46:46-8w9 50:13-Back To the 9w1 Babies Backgrounds and ConnectionsYou're not cool if haven't been typed by these experts: https://www.enneagrammer.com/House of Enneagram Podcast https://open
Story Arcs and Object Relations (opens the original)
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We resurrected from the dead you queers. The SO/SP 7 Vinny introduces us to a parallel about object relations and story structure that he created from the past. Time Stamp Trilogy 02:16 Expositing Attachment 14:26 Edging Towards the Frustration Climaxes 29:15 Ending on Rejection Backgrounds and Connections You're not cool if haven't been typed by these experts: https://www.enneagrammer.com/ House of Enneagram Podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/46AmCuXnChvguX6sNuFvYA?si=7139d9bc1a40408d Dreams
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