HeyJaredHomeBody(ish) Magazine
Definitely NOT another slow living crusade. This is the anti-hustle, pro-sweatpants magazine for people with mild social skills and loads of creativity & ambition. Step inside and shine!
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How To Make Great Money Writing Humor (opens the original)
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I made myself smile before 9 a.m. the other morning, which is a near impossible feat to achieve all by myself. Usually, only my dog can pull off a task as difficult as early-morning happiness.So, why all the smiles? It’s because I wrote a bunch of funny things and ended up making bank.I’m here to tell you exactly how I did it and where I published it. Buckle up and refill your coffee cup because you’re going to want to take notes.I’ve been methodically tearing down my home office for months. It’
Are People Really THIS Lonely? (opens the original)
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This post is part of The Couch Potatory; our official excuse to cancel plans and call it “enrichment.” If it's worth watching, reading, or falling down a rabbit hole over, you'll probably find it here.Several years ago, I wanted to get rid of some old patio chairs, so I placed an ad on a local classified site. I was giving away the chairs for free, so as you can imagine, they got claimed almost immediately.The lady who came to pick them up must have felt guilty about tak
Things I Quit in my 50s (That I Don't Miss Even a Little) (opens the original)
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I haven't published anything here in almost a month. I could lie and say I ran out of ideas or I was too busy, but the truth is, I made a decision a while ago that I wasn't going to force myself to write if I felt uninspired. I don’t owe the world a half-assed newsletter. How’s that for a mic drop? 😆 Besides, I know you’re just as burnt out as I am with newsletters in your inbox. You don’t even have to tell me because I can feel it each time someone hits the unsubscribe button.The actual truth i
Watching These People Makes Me Sick (opens the original)
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This post is part of The Couch Potatory; our official excuse to cancel plans and call it cultural enrichment. If it's worth watching, reading, or falling down a rabbit hole over, you'll probably find it here.There are very few documentaries I’ve watched twice. Skywalkers: A Love Story is one of them.Both times I’ve watched, I’ve totally regretted it during and afte
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