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'Shark Tank' enthusiasts Alyssa & Sylvie break down episodes of the show, with unfiltered thoughts on the Sharks, products, pitches, and more.
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Kevin O'Leary: Gen-Z Dating Savior? (opens the original)
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TGIF, Chumfam! Join us as we delve into the deeper end of the tank, featuring S17 EP10. Alyssa and Sylvie struggle to understand Gen-Z dating apps, discuss the politics of American soccer, and discover they're on opposite sides of the Great Screen Protector Debate. Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack the
Well, Slap My Baby And Call Me A Shark! (opens the original)
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The episode in which we discover that Sylvie doesn't know the difference between a date and a fig — and that Alyssa believes in (gently) slapping babies. Also, let us know which host from Cabana Boys we should rent for our upcoming Palm Springs trip! Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each week
Urine Trouble (A Truly Cursed Episode) (opens the original)
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Well, ChumFam, this episode was cooked from the start — not only due to the eye-rolling products, but also because of a devastating technical mishap on the podcast recording side of the house! Join us as we valiantly power through Kevin saying "I like peepee," a golf product, a particularly sharky offer for "Nampons," and a dystopian 8K screen that's attempting to be a window. In the words of Lori: "I don't want to take on the problems of your journey." S17E6 of Shark Tank, you were a beast. Hey
We're Saucy Gals, But Barbara Is THE Sauciest (opens the original)
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This episode had it all: a guy getting smacked in the head with a surfboard, a snack that enraged us, a beautiful orchestral rendition of the show theme, and, most importantly, SHALOM JAPAN. Backstroke through a truly delightful S17E6 of Shark Tank with us! Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) ea
Daymond John: Entrepreneur, Prepper, Fears Death? (opens the original)
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Swim with us as we dive into S17E5, featuring bagged olives, birthing gowns, tourniquets for children, and blooming tea. Also, send us your thoughts on Poppi: do you think it's a refreshing healthy bev (Alyssa), or foul sweetened sock nectar (Sylvie)? Hey, Chums! Welcome to the officially unofficial Shark Tank podcast, with friends & co-hosts Alyssa and Sylvie (plus: guest appearances by noted "tank guy," Ralph). We break down each episode's drama, intrigue, and offers (or lack thereof) each wee
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