HeyJaredHermetic Musings
A mishmash of genres, topics, and arts as presented by an eccentric, eclectic hermit. Generally assume everything is NSFW language but otherwise mostly harmless.
- Indexed issues, last 90 days
- 11
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- Sep 22, 2026
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- Aug 6, 2026
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Kashing Out (opens the original)
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Poor Patrician Pariahs (opens the original)
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Slideways (opens the original)
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Sky Echoes (opens the original)
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Dedicated Dancer (opens the original)
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Text within this block will maintain its original spacing when publishedA girl uncurls her toes Standing tall and stretching Fingertips towards infinity Body taut, yet shimmery Feeling the embrace Of the cold world around Her form as she dances And sways, in defiance That the world should Seek to snuff her out Prancing on her perch Angel dancing on a head Unaware that her life Will be a short one Because her purpose Is light and warmth And she cares for nothing But her purpose<a
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