HeyJaredHere's A Guy
a serious educational podcast about history's most fascinating people
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Episode 190: Wocka Wocka II (This One's for Ebenezer) (opens the original)
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[This description has been removed by the Podcast Purity Coalition for being so unbelievably filthy and disrespectful that we feel it would shock the general listening public. The creators have been advised to adhere to our required standards of wholesomeness going forward.] But anyway, enough about my weekend trip to the pumpkin patch. We start by discussing some sports-related woes and read some listener engagement. Then we have a twin pack of Guys, featuring a dickhead golfer with a unique dr
Episode 189: Stabbing the Birthday Boy (opens the original)
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[THIS IS A PUBLIC NOTICE TO ALL PODCAST LISTENERS. LAST WEEK THIS DESCRIPTION WAS WRITTEN BY AN INDIVIDUAL WHO IDENTIFIED THEMSELVES AS "THAG" AND PURPORTED TO BE A CAVEMAN UNFROZEN FROM HIS LONG SLUMBER IN A BLOCK OF ICE. BE AWARE THAT THIS INDIVIDUAL IS NOT NAMED THAG NOR IS HE AN UNFROZEN CAVEMAN, THAT'S SOMETHING FROM AN OLD SNL SKETCH. HIS REAL NAME IS GREG SIMMONS AND HE IS A FUGITIVE FROM THE LAW. MR. SIMMONS IS WANTED FOR THE AGGRAVATED ASSAULT OF A DOCTOR AND INDECENT EXPOSURE TO A NURS
Episode 188: Subpar Cheese (opens the original)
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Is me doing this right? Me not sure. Ok. Me name Thag. Me what they call caveman. Me no understand what they mean when they call caveman because everyone live in caves when I from. Me accidentally get frozen in big block ice while taking shit on glacier. Me wake up million years later when small ugly men in white clothes take blow torch to ice block. They say I miracle of science. Me freak out adjusting to fluorescent light. Me throttle blow torch man. Me throw him against wall really hard. Then
Episode 187: The Little Engine That Could But Chose Not To (opens the original)
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Welcome back for another episode of Here’s a Guy. We regret to inform you that this week is one of those nasty episodes. Even worse, it’s a good episode, so it’s not even one you can skip and feel ok about it, you kinda have to listen if you’re a true HaG-head. I feel obligated to let you know in advance and to prepare you as best as possible. Towards that end, I am not going to list off what I think are some of the most inherently nasty words. Here’s one: “gunk.” It so perfectly paints a pictur
Episode 186: A Bear Driving a Car (opens the original)
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GOOD MORNING you fucking bozo! Time to awaken youself from your SLUMBER and CRAWL out of your fucking bed to face this BEAUTIFUL fucking day! Guess what, there’s a NEW HERE’S A GUY right here ready for your fucking earholes! Time to get your SHIT pulled together and face whatever the FUCK life wants to throw at you all with a killer new EPISODE pumped straight into your BRAIN cavity! (A guy on twitch was watching this idiotic Tik Tok account where some AI of an old guy does what are supposed to
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