HeyJaredHere We Go
Basically, I just write the kinds of emails that I would like to get.
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Let it be Easy (opens the original)
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The other day I was coming home from taking the baby to a swim lesson (the cutest possible way to start the day, in fact) and my neighbor, who is an older gentleman, and English, greeted me with a cheerful “Back to the 90s, eh?” which I took to be a sartorial comment (I was wearing swishy track pants over my swimsuit) and received in a bumbling sort of confused way only to realize he was talking about…the temperature. So, you know, what the hell. Is that a good segue for talking about sweaters?
Our Perfect Dog (opens the original)
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Hugo street surfed. He spent the first seven years of his life in New York, where pizza crusts and chicken bones and half eaten grain bowls seemingly grew out of the sidewalk, and later, when we moved to LA, even where the litter was less regularly edible, he found neighborhood cafes with doting waitresses and dog-loving neighbors whose pockets were always full of treats. He once snatched a cookie out of a passing baby stroller, and a cheeseburger out of the hands of a five year old, and lunged
Clench and Release (opens the original)
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I come to you a more well adjusted1 woman. At least a more thoroughly adjusted one. In the past few months I have been zapped with microcurrents (1x a week, both on my face and along my spine, though these were two different appointments), cracked and stretched (2x a week), slapped and kneaded (too many to count), prodded and poked (same). I have yoked myself to a contraption attached to the wall and done strange tilted squats as directed, after which I graduated to standing on a vibrati
Baby Talk (opens the original)
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Look, as many people (who aren’t trying to sell you something) will tell you, babies have been born since the very beginning of the beginning, and without much in the way of “gear.” You don’t actually need much to raise a happy, healthy baby, and what you do need you’ll most likely be able to get when you need it. Many trusted mom friends warned me that buying a bunch of stuff in advance, before you know what you really want or need, can work against you (and your storage)—but I am also the type
Cover Stories and Current Fixations (opens the original)
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One thing about writing a magazine profile, a strange and glorious process which I am currently undertaking not for the first or hopefully the last1 time, is that you do these things called “secondary interviews,” in which you basically call up people from the world around your subject (their friends, family, colleagues, particularly influential sunday school teachers, whomEVER) and ask what they think of your subject. Given the publications I write for, most secondaries understand this undertak
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