HeyJaredHECKLE
A professional stand-up comedian's funny observations on daily life!
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The State of the World in 5 Min (opens the original)
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My wife and I took our chihuahua outside to do his very important business, of which he’s extremely particular about where he chooses to invest his offerings, as if he’s big-time venture capital. I dutifully scoop and take it around the corner to the trash. There’s a woman there who just sees me quickly approaching with a bag of poop - without a dog in sight - “Hey how ya doin’? Was a good one.”HECKLE is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts a
Why We See Elves & Other Profundities (opens the original)
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I was casually scrolling YouTube and came across a clip entitled: “Why Do We See Elves?" With the byline, “People who take DMT report elf sightings.” How this penetrating expose’ is not on the front page of every major media outlet defies all reason. I will venture to say that if I was on the fence about trying the drug, if this newfound fact was the tie-breaker for me, you better believe I’d be cancelling all my other appointments tonight. However, as it turns out, I already see elves whenever
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