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A blue-collar take on the news where serious headlines meet bar-stool humor.Just two guys commenting on current events and other news oddities.
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- Sep 8, 2026
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National Debt, 49ers Owner, Pete Rose, 8 CD's for a Penny!! (opens the original)
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Best Frozen Pizza??? The Boys debate. The National Debt hits a new record. 49ers owner get busted in a trailer park. Pete Rose gets an update on his Hall Of Fame prospects. Finally a company Mike and Kevin grew up with goes out of business. Please like and Subscribe....
Mike's Slide Faux Pas, Kevins Shake, ZZ Top, Dentist Poison's, Golf Cart DUI, Tarriff's. (opens the original)
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On This Episode, The Boys ponder slide etiquette while at the movies, Kevin discusses a modern day who done it with his Shake. Also the recent flurry of celebrity Death's.They also discuss a horrible Dentist, along with a horrible DUI accident. Finally Google Maps adds "Lake America" (Lake Ontario), and Tariffs. Please Vote in our Poll and we'll see you next week.!!!
iPhone Price Increase, Diver Loses Air, Belichick Snubbed, Auto Pilot Speeder, Father and Son Felons (opens the original)
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On this episode Mike reminds listeners of the price increase that's on the way for a new iPhone (and Android?), Also we discuss a divers close call. We also cover a man using Auto Pilot but wants no responsibility in doing so. Kevin explains why the greatest NFL Coach was snubbed. Finally the boys discuss a felon duo of Father and Son. Please Like and Subscribe and well see you next week!!!
"Da Bears"!!, Obsession Movie, Puerto Rican Water, Water Attack, Insurance Disaster, Charmin. (opens the original)
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One this episode the Boys discuss the Bears Pre Season topics, along with the hit movie Obsession. Later they discuss the water problems in Puerto Rico, along with Cyber Attacks on Water Stations here in the United States. They also discuss a horrible Homeowners Insurance debacle out of Florida. Finally Charmin has a new roll the boys both want. Please like and subscribe and share. See you next week!!
Celebrity DUI, Murder, And Pools (opens the original)
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After a long hiatus the Boys return with an all new episode where topics include, Tony Romo, Murder in Idaho, Captain Sully has an update on his health. Also Mike and Kevin discuss the current situation in Spain while also providing an update on the Reflecting Pool debacle. Other topics include a Mass Shooting at Mikes favorite burger Chain, and finally a retired woman gets new license plates for her car that will definitely raise a few eyebrows!!! As always please Like and Share. See you next w
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