HeyJaredHave You Seen My Prostate?
I had prostate cancer and I write goofball stories about that. Maybe some other stuff too.
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- Aug 12, 2026
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A Father's Job is to Be a Disappointment (opens the original)
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The Settings of Our Stories (opens the original)
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Go On, Have a Sandwich (opens the original)
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I Had the Good Cancer (opens the original)
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There is no good cancer. There is only cancer that has been assigned a slightly less horrifying brochure. Calling it a good cancer is like calling a root canal a spa day because at least you got to lie down.-Hans Casteels, 2026, “Words and Phrases That Should Be Banned From All Cancer Conversations.” Hans is right, of course. Hans is right most of the time. He’s a better writer than I am and I resent him for that. He writes hundreds of words a day and none of it is pablum. He’s thought
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