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- Sep 23, 2026
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DIRTY PIG (opens the original)
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I, like many queer people, LOVE LOVE LOOOOVE a horror film. More specifically, a SLASHER film. When you grow up being told you’re a monster, you start to idolize them. Plus cheering on the Final Girl, the inherent social commentary, and the camp of it all.But while queer people love slashers, the stories so rarely focus on them. So I naturally had to write my own.Dirty Pig is a take on the “cabin in the woods” trope. But this time, the “cabin in the woods” is an overprice house in Fire Island Pi
DAY TRIP TO THE PINES (part III) (opens the original)
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PART IIISip ‘N Twirl is PACKED. Prima and I clutch our bags and join the fun!I’ve never partied while donning an overpacked tote bag before, but I won’t let it stop me! We dance with such frivolity. Like we have the security of a bed to sleep in.In a flash, it’s nearing 2 am and Donald calls me in for a huddle.“This place closes soon and we’re still hom… Read more <
DAY TRIP TO THE PINES (part II) (opens the original)
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PART IIWe lug our bags down the boardwalk, hungry dogs, tails between our legs. Trudging aimlessly towards the main dock of the harbor.We hear giggling and bump into a herd of happy gays with red solo cups.“Donald and Michael?!” An unseen nasal voice pierces through the gaggle.It’s an acquaintance from college and he invites us to join them at a friend’… Read
DAY TRIP TO THE PINES (part 1) (opens the original)
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PART IIt takes a train to a train to a bus to a ferry to get to the gay oasis of Fire Island Pines. We’re in our mid twenties with all the energy in the world and are ready to take this party by storm! I’m with my bestie, my college roommate, my chosen family, my soulmate, Donald. Lovingly nicknamed “Prima.” The most gregarious light up the room kind o… Read more
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