HeyJaredHard Feelings
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So what if I maybe left a candle burning unattended 🕯️ (opens the original)
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The other evening, as I was disembarking a Ridgewood-bound M train, 3 miles from my home, I felt a sudden gut drop. You’ve felt this too: the specific spook that makes your scalp prickle in fear: Did I remember to blow out that candle before I left?<source type="image
Finding the shill to live (opens the original)
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“The influencers possessed an admirable unshakable confidence in their entitlement to free stuff, an ability to ask for more in a way that felt generous in its asking. There was a spiritual lean to everything, no matter the product—the gift was inherently mystical by nature of being free and for you, reinforcing the law of the influencer universe: You are worthy.”~ Aiden Arata, You Have A New Memory <a class="image-link image2 is-viewab
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