HeyJaredHard Choices
From the creators of Smash Fiction, it's horniness meets science! We examine a fictional universe and rank the f*ckability of the characters to determine the true median on our collective boner scale. Who exactly is the middle of the pack in Lord of the Rings?
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Hard Choices 53 - He-Man and the Masters of the Universe (opens the original)
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Fabulous secrets were revealed to me the day I downloaded Hard Choices and pressed play! It uncovered the zenith, median, and nadir of fuckability in the He-Man and the Masters of the Universe franchise, but wait, it also comes with cool accessories like our hosts! Join Kris Newton, Dan Mulkerin, Annie Craton, and MeganBob as they rank their way through 21 of the most toyetic folks we have ever tried to imagine getting naked with. Dan wrestles with the truth that sometimes appealing people fuck
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