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Listen to horror nerds Brian, Meg, and Steve defend their favorite horror films every month with sub-genres and topics picked by the audience. Plus minisodes featuring reviews, rewatches, horror shorts, and more
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Episode 64c: The Horny House of Horror (2010) \\ Horniest Horror Showdown (opens the original)
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It's Sweaty, Sticky, Stink-tember as Brian and Steve are joined for a threesome by TCTAM's Anthony to decide the horniest horror movie from...Evil Toons (1992)vsThe Hunger (1983)vsHorny House of Horror (2010) In the Showdown Finale, Steve presents from the land of Japan: The Horny House of Horror. Three horny baseball friends enter a brothel. All they find is horror while they lose their penises. A film only streaming on xHamster. Clearly, the horniest and most horrible and it would be malpracti
Episode 64b: The Hunger (1983) \\ Horniest Horror Showdown (opens the original)
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It's Sweaty, Sticky, Stink-tember as Brian and Steve are joined for a threesome by TCTAM's Anthony to decide the horniest horror movie from...Evil Toons (1992)vsThe Hunger (1983)vsHorny House of Horror (2010)This week Brian has The Hunger. Is it a hunger for Susan Sarandon and David Bowie? Maybe it's a hunger for protogoth Bauhaus? Can it simply be a hunger for keeping his title? We take a tour through Tony Scott's modern vampire romp with a few sexy scenes set in a smoky urban sprawl. Tune in a
Episode 64a: Evil Toons (1992) \\ Horniest Horror Showdown (opens the original)
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It's Sweaty, Sticky, Stink-tember as Brian and Steve are joined for a threesome by TCTAM's Anthony to decide the horniest horror movie from...Evil Toons (1992)vsThe Hunger (1983)vsHorny House of Horror (2010)This week Anthony presents Who Framed Roger Rabbit? if it were made by perverts and pornographers. For all the sleaze and nudity, the most hung star may surprise you. Does this Olen Ray film have the sex appeal to win a championship, or is Anthony going home uncorked? Tune in as three mutant
Minisode 203: CarousHELL 4 (2026) (opens the original)
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This week it's the return of Premium Steve better known as Fangoria Chainsaw Award Winning Director Steve Rudzinski. He returns to talk about the fourth entry in his CarousHELL franchise with Brian and Regular Steve. They get into the inspirations which range from Evil Dead to Sonic the Hedgehog. Steve also shares the real world losses which became the heart of the film. Plus, they get into the biggest special effects budget for any of the previous films. Find Steve and his films at www.Stevebus
Minisode 202: Night Killer (1990) // Part 2 (opens the original)
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Brian and Steve conclude this Megasode with more insane Italian filmmaking. It includes KFC's worst product placement, quack psychology, and Plan 9 from Outer Space gunplay. This isn't to forget the continued parade of impossible line deliveries equal to or "better" than Troll 2. Find out how this stupid movie, stupidly ends. Then decide for yourself if you really want to watch it and collect a new set of vocal stims. Find Us Online- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/halloweenisforever/ Patre
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