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Duckhorn Vineyards North Coast Sauvignon Blanc 2025 (opens the original)
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Wine time humorWhat do you call a broken can opener? A can’t opener. Wine time.ShareDuckhorn Vineyards North Coast Sauvignon Blanc 2025Delivers the polished, richer, even creamy side of SB, thanks to a fusion of 13% Sémillon and five months on the lees (sur lie). Duckhorn has made this wine since 1982. $28&
Stoller Family Estate Reserve Chardonnay, Dundee Hills, Willamette Valley, Oregon 2024 (opens the original)
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Wine time humorThe kid who used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money.He makes great Subway sandwiches, though.Wine time.ShareStoller Family Estate Reserve Chardonnay, Dundee Hills, Willamette Valley, Oregon 2024Superb expression of Oregon fruit made in a white Burgundian style with emphasis on purity and depth. It is not Chardonnay sl
Durigutti Proyecto Las Compuertas Cinco Suelos Malbec, Mendoza, Argentina 2019 (opens the original)
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Wine time humorA new, in-depth scientific study reveals that women who are overweight live longer than the men who point it out. Wine time.ShareDurigutti Proyecto Las Compuertas Cinco Suelos Malbec, Mendoza, Argentina 2019Clean, non-oaked, fruit-forward 100% Malbec. It is made with grapes harvested from many vines that are 100-plus years old, tended by two brothers m
Woodbrook Farm Vineyard Estate Grown Petit Manseng, Monticello, Virginia 2024 (opens the original)
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Wine time humorWhat’s the best way to carve wood?Slowly. Whittle by whittle.Wine time.ShareWoodbrook Farm Vineyard Estate Grown Petit Manseng, Monticello, Virginia 2024Tasty, well-made wine using an ascendant white grape in Virginia. Petit Manseng wines can match—even surpass—Sauvignon Blanc’s vibrant acidity, but Petit Mansen
Hamilton Family Wines GSM, Windsor Oaks Vineyard, Chalk Hill 2023 (opens the original)
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Wine time humorI asked my friend: “What rhymes with zebra?”She said: “No, it doesn’t.”Wine time.ShareHamilton Family Wines GSM, Windsor Oaks Vineyard, Chalk Hill 2023Smooth, delightful, inviting GSM. It delivers plum and red fruit on the initial attack and mid-palate, then boisterous blackberries on the finish. The GSM will
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