HeyJaredGrownups Are Lucky
Jason Porter, author of the novel Why Are You So Sad?, brings you a new story every week, each about two minutes in length, because who has time for anything longer than that?
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When properly medicated, Jason reads a story exactly 250 words in length followed by some rambling nonsense to help you transition away from the addictive thrill nine out of fifteen listeners experience when being read to by a grown man with the voice of a tender loving wall of sentient granite. Scroll down to listen to past episodes, or even better, subscribe via your fancy phone: iTunes , GooglePlay , TuneIn , PlayerFM . You will never be alone again. Congratulations. (Read a profile on the po
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Nothing lasts forever, except for this podcast’s appreciation of all you do to waste your time listening to this podcast.
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