HeyJaredGraphomania with M.P. Fitzgerald
The circus is here, and you forgot to lock your door: M.P. Fitzgerald writes dark-humored sci-fi for dream criminals.
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- 7
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- Sep 7, 2026
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- Jul 15, 2026
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Department of Deluge and Dead (opens the original)
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what YOU did (opens the original)
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Above you and at the foot of your bed is the darkened silhouette of the intruder unwell author, black void-faced and shoulders squared. You catch the brimstone smell of gunpowder on him as he unfurls a yo-yo, its ball bearings screaming shweeeeee as its outer shell spins and buzzsaw tears the air. “I learned this trick in grade school.” shweeeee— “Sneaking into bedrooms, I mean.” SHWEEEEE! “NINJA VANISH!”In this newsletter:Wh
Violence, Three Kinds: THOSE WHO OWN (opens the original)
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Speak No Evil paperback open invite. (opens the original)
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As of Saturday the 15th, 11:00 AM PST inventory has SOLD OUT. The page to buy a copy of the limited-run, Readercon exclusive edition of Speak No Evil: 13 stories—which is signed by the author, numbered, and pentagram-stamped— went live on Friday (the 7th)!<a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!EYXT!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F795c5265-bf45-4fc7-87c1-e7e68f76d579
Speak No Evil paperback (members only) invite. (opens the original)
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As of Saturday the 15th, 11:00 AM PST inventory has SOLD OUT. The page to buy a copy of the limited-run, Readercon exclusive edition of Speak No Evil: 13 stories—which is signed by the author, numbered, and pentagram-stamped— is live!<div clas
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