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All you need is Fur. (opens the original)
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Content Warning: Some adult language and horror.One more day, a mere twenty four hours.I sit on my single bed, and review my pathetic life so far. Not even brave enough nor wealthy enough to have my own place in the failed future of Benefits Britain.“Bev! Your tea’s ready.”Face it Beverly, you’re a mess. Only the antipsychotics, and antidepressants save you from much worse, yet the weight gains are brutal. Yay, go me. I open my bedroom door, it creeks like the opening of a long dead tomb, happin
I look at clouds from both sides now. (opens the original)
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In Trouble. (opens the original)
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Fluffer not required. (opens the original)
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Always Read The Fine Print. (opens the original)
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He stood outside the building, admiring the view, knowing that even now the process of staffing such a unique site would be interesting, HR vetting each applicant. He smiled at that before a nod to security as the automatic doors opened at the rear of the unit, not for him the public scrutiny of the main entrance.I was thrilled to get the callback, more so the appointment to a formal interview which I passed. Today would be the first of many that hopefully would be a career.Public transport was
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