HeyJaredGolden Bloomer
Garden humor for anyone who has ever spent three months growing a tomato the squirrel ate in three seconds.
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- Sep 30, 2026
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- Jul 30, 2026
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Emergence (opens the original)
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<img alt="A woman kneels beside a small raised garden bed with both hands braced on its wooden edge, trying to push herself up. The soil in the bed has tiny seedlings scattered unevenly between bare patches." class="sizing-normal" height="1086" src="https://substackcdn.com
Volunteer (opens the original)
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<img alt="A tomato plant and pumpkin growing out of a compost pile in the back corner of a vegetable garden. AI generated." class="sizing-normal" height="1083" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!5gsm!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3
Compensation (opens the original)
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<img alt="A cartoon of a woman kneeling beside a backyard fence with a roll of wire mesh, eight hens watching her from her side of the fence and one small hen standing alone on the neat green lawn on the other side." class="sizing-normal" height="1086" src="https://substac
Partial (opens the original)
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<img alt="A woman stands in her vegetable garden at midday looking up at several mismatched pieces of shade cloth propped on tomato cages and pipes at uneven heights above the beds." class="sizing-normal" height="1122" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!6099!,w_1
Companion (opens the original)
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<img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="487.70285714285717" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!I9vi!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F89e92dc3-ee10-42df-a6a2-2ed44ef1f0
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