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The Glad You're Here Podcast is dedicated to the ridiculous stories we all have from growing up. Host Alex Clark invites a new guest every Thursday to share their most memorable tales as dumb kids — and even dumber teens.
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[PREVIEW] Patreon Exclusive | Top Three Stuffed Foods | Podcast 378 (opens the original)
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This episode is bonus content available exclusively to our Patreon backers. We're so sorry we owe you some extra podcasts Patreon board members! But guess what?! This podcast is extra long on purpose to make up for only having one bonus podcast this month! Listen as Pam and Alex list their top three stuffed foods. Yes, that's right food stuffed into another some other type of food. Pam will be in the discord right now!
The D.C. Sniper of Pee-Pee & The Sign Stealing Bandit | Glad You're Here Ep. 377 (opens the original)
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When Julian Stern was a kid his neighbor was the D.C. Sniper, he took a direct hit from a friend's backyard bow-and-arrow jackass stunt, and he plotted a county-wide heist to steal track hurdles from every rival school. Somehow he survived, only to be arrested for public urination on St. Patrick's Day. Follow Julien on insta: @julianmstern More episodes at G ladPod.com Watch the video version of this episode: https://youtu.be/K7lLbJGQWgU Topics & Keywords for Search: Alex Clark, Julian Stern, Th
Suspended For Dropping My Pants, Fist Fought My Pastor, And My Parents Were Brother & Sister | Dante Chang Ep. 376 (opens the original)
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When Dante Chang was a kid, his friend tricked him into getting arrested, he was suspended for pulling his pants down in the cafeteria, and he tried to fist fight his church pastor. Somehow he survived, only to find out as a teenager that his parents were biologically brother and sister. Follow Dante on insta: @DanteChang More episodes at gladpod.com Watch the video version of this episode: https://youtu.be/WP6LOF10YHQ Topics & Keywords for Search: Dante Chang, Alex Clark, Glad You’re Here, Come
The Cartel Murder, A Sewage Party, And Getting Pantsed On The Monkey Bars, | Whitney Rayner Ep. 375 (opens the original)
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When Whitney Rayner was a kid, her cousin was mysteriously pushed off a mountain by the cartel, she was randomly pantsed by a stranger on the monkey bars, and she accidentally hosted a party that smelled so bad her mom thought they had a sewage problem. Somehow she survived, only to realize that her most traumatizing childhood memories make for the perfect stand-up comedy set. Follow Whitney on insta: @whitneyrayner More episodes at gladpod.com Watch the video version of this episode: https://yo
Leah Orleans Explosively Embarrassing Childhood | Ep. 374 (opens the original)
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When Leah Orleans was a kid, her parents were magicians, her dad caught her dealing "sandwiches", and her high school was haunted by student ghosts. Somehow she survived, only to become one of the most in demand contortionists in the country with her act Tiny Girl Big Show... Follow Leah on insta: @tinygirlbigshow More episodes at gladpod.com Watch the video version of this episode: https://youtu.be/d_sT3n7TGME Topics & Keywords for Search: Leah Orleans, Tiny Girl Big Show, Alex Clark, Glad You'
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