HeyJaredGimme Gimme
Entitled people suck. We make fun of them. Do you also think entitled people suck? Do you want to laugh at them with two cool dudes? I bet you won't. Is that how gambling works? I can see how this gets addicting.
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- Aug 12, 2026
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57 - Swamp's Up (opens the original)
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I ruined your yard with slide water so you gotta let me use YOUR pool?? You literally said nothing so now you gotta pay for MY car repairs?? How many penises do snakes have? Brought to you by Noodle Massage and Christ Crispy Treats. Swamp's Up Green Gatorade Vodka Yellow Onion Peanut Butter Cotton Swab
56 - Uncut Jim (opens the original)
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Your date is Shreking on you?? Houseguests demand to know where your better pillows are?? Do butt ladybugs have souls?? Brought to you by Bu'Ka'Ke and Joseph Bildorf's Hand Slime. Uncut Jim Jim Beam vienna sausage Ouzo water
55 - Chinese Burning Fire (opens the original)
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Your Princess asks decides you're getting circumcised?? Dino Karen drops the N-bomb?? We discuss bad people over drink in the Gimme Gimme Hall of Fame??? Chinese Burning Fire: Tsing Tsao Japanese whiskey Soju Chili Crisp Brought to you by Goliath Industries' Ultra Light Beam Juice and Ball Janglers.
54 - Heavy Day (opens the original)
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A fry bandit gets mad when you order more?? A "friend" gets mad when you hook up with your ex?? We get real serial talkin about some of these poop scooters and give some solid advice along the way. Drink along at home! Heavy Day: vodka red koolaid cotton ball garnish with period pad
53 - America in a Cup (opens the original)
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Nephew almost kills your baby with a roman candle?? Fratboys give you the fireworks?? Some hot takes on everyone's favorite way to lose a hand and a whole ton of doodie heads. America in a Cup: Bourbon Peach tea Rocket pop
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