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A very ADULT recap of kooky horror movies in 30ish minutes or less. I’m watching these films so you don’t have to! So, you’re welcome 😏
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94. Bad Hair (opens the original)
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Sometimes you gotta be a Risky Bitch! Dead End Jobs Month rolls into #BlackWeek , and this week we’re clocking in at CULTURE , where it’s 1989 Los Angeles, the music is hot, the ambition is hotter, and apparently success comes with one very specific dress code: Girl…what are we doing with that hair? In Bad Hair (2020) , our girl QUEEN is talented, broke, freshly heartbroken and trying to survive the mean streets of the entertainment industry, where having a great idea is nice — but having the “r
93. Bloodsucking Bastards (opens the original)
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CLOCK IN. TRY NOT TO DIE. 🧛🏾♂️📊 September’s Dead End Jobs Month continues with our #ThisCenturyWeek pick, 2015’s Bloodsucking Bastards — a movie that asks the important question: What if corporate’s solution to low productivity was simply…vampires? Fran Kranz officially returns to GNR after surviving The Cabin in the Woods as our beloved Astute Stoner — GNR Episode 30 — and apparently all that survival instinct has earned him a Dead End Job in an office selling…whatever the fuck they sell. He’s
92. Chopping Mall (opens the original)
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September is here, Labor Day is upon us, and Ghost Ninja Raccoon is celebrating the workforce the only way we know how: WELCOME TO DEAD END JOBS MONTH.Clock in. Try not to die. We’re kicking things off with our #LastCentury pick, 1986’s CHOPPING MALL , where corporate decides the local mall needs some fancy new robot security guards and — shockingly — it’s the hourly employees who end up dealing with the consequences. Eight mall workers stay behind after closing for a little drinking, hooking up
91. Psycho 2 (opens the original)
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Family Horror Month is coming to a close, and for #SequelWeek we are heading back to the Bates Motel for 1983’s Psycho II — because apparently 22 years of psychiatric care is enough to send Norman Bates back home to the exact house where all his problems started. Seems reasonable. Norman has been declared sane, released back into society and is genuinely trying to get his life together. He gets job, meets STRAY WAITRESS , starts cleaning up the motel and is doing his absolute best to leave Mothe
90. Stepfather (opens the original)
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As we roll into Black Week for Family Horror Month , we finally make it to the movie that inspired the whole damn theme: Stepfather ! This Tubi Original starring thee Taye Diggs alongside R&B diva Tamar Braxton came ready to serve camp, chaos, and enough Lifetime Movie energy to power an entire Sunday afternoon marathon. More reimagining than straight-up remake, Stepfather feels like the director pulled Taye aside before filming and said, “Bro…whatever you’re thinking? Do MORE.” And thankfully,
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