HeyJaredGet Wit Quick
The Wit's Guide to Life, steered by loyal readers and served in weekly dollops. Now with the option to upgrade from email to actual mail in the form of Riposte Cards!
- Indexed issues, last 90 days
- 13
- Latest publication
- Sep 29, 2026
- Audience
- Checking…
- Earliest in this view
- Jul 20, 2026
Latest issues
The Parlance Resurfaces (opens the original)
Read excerpt
Hello again, erudite and dashing paid supporter of Get Wit Quick!For the third edition of The Parlance of Our Times, my biweekly language column in Canada’s Globe and Mail newspaper, I wanted to zoom out from teenage vernacular a bit. Or as I told my editor:“Decided to be a bit less skibidi toilet this time so the column isn’t dadsplaining.” Enjoy! Read more
The Wit’s Guide to Gossip (opens the original)
Read excerpt
<img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="803" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!xD8u!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F70ea87a7-95e9-45f8-9652-731a9709c4c4_1530x844.png"
The Wit’s Guide To Heists (opens the original)
Read excerpt
<img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="464" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!5dYH!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F85d89119-ab0b-4496-bf7c-9ce49e299082_816x464.png" w
In the Parlance of Our Times... (opens the original)
Read excerpt
Hello you lovely paid supporter of Get Wit Quick! I’m delighted to share my new biweekly column in The Globe and Mail, Canada’s national newspaper, directly with you. I pitched it thusly: “A zeitgeisty language column, a short take on a term in the culture and its larger significance. But short! Did I mention short? I think I could hit it in 500 words. No overthinking, just an introduction and definition for those coming in cold, a timely example, a few jokes, an explanation of why it matters, a
The Wit’s Guide to Censorship (opens the original)
Read excerpt
<img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="615.167728237792" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!zUIK!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc2b3b606-bc62-433c-a5bc-0d3d62cf138c_4
Publishing over time
Last 90 days. Choose a month to open its work.
Recurring subjects
Named in the text we hold. One piece can cover several.
Audience
No verified audience measurement yet.
About this data
Counts cover the work we have indexed. Tone needs enough text and a confident classification. Excerpts and episode notes are not full articles or transcripts.
Identity or attribution wrong? Suggest a correction.