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I write books, support authors, plant gardens (once for His Holiness the Dalai Lama, no really) and eat nachos -- let me tell you about it in order of importance (nachos first, obv.). If you like a good story with an emotional punch, I'm your girl.
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UNCERTAIN, TX: Chapter Fifteen (opens the original)
Put the Needle on the Record (opens the original)
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I had a massive issue since childhood, needing to be busy. I wrote a few years ago on the importance of doing nothing and my new Sunday rule: If I don’t wanna do anything, I don’t have to. I will literally say out loud to myself, “I am not being lazy, I am RESTING and RELAXING.”One of the biggest pieces of baggage I carry around is the concept of “laziness.” If I am not [working/cleaning/writing/making/fixing/repairing] then I am being lazy. Except… the concept of laziness is fake. It’s the cent
UNCERTAIN, TX: Chapter Fourteen (opens the original)
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Previously… Chapter Thirteen - or START AT THE BEGINNING. (A full table of contents for ya.) This is a serialized, completed novel, delivered a chapter a week straight to your inbox. The audio is rea… Read more
Uncertain, TX: Chapter Thirteen (opens the original)
“If Not Yourself, Who Would You Be?” (opens the original)
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When I was very little, my dad bought my sister and I two box sets: the Little House books and the complete Chronicles of Narnia series. The latter had very funky 70s-style art, and one cover in particular I found especially fascinating, The Magician’s Nephew.<source type="image/webp" /
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