HeyJaredGeorgi Boorman
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You Aren’t the Exception (opens the original)
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A mutual of mine made a pithy observation:Men gloat: “No other man is capable of this.”Women gloat: “Every other woman is capable of this.”<img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="420" src="https://substackcdn
She Hasn’t Gone “Trad,” She Just Found a Man She Admires (opens the original)
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Wow, Ashleigh, you finally found a man who doesn’t give you the game-ending ick you keep talking about. I’ve heard about the ick so much from you, it was starting to make me nauseous. But I think this has gone too far. You’re moving too fast with this new boyfriend. You’re telling me you’re moving out of your rent-controlled New York apartment you share with two Ozempic dental hygienists just so you can move in with this dude, this guy you suspiciously don’t even refer to by your go-to moniker g
Dad Against the Bureaucracy (opens the original)
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It’s March of 2021. Anthony Fauci is the supreme ruler. Masks are everywhere. Covid jab propaganda is at its peak. Hospital administrators are doing everything to cover their own asses. And our newborn baby is in the NICU with Persistent Pulmonary Hypertension of the Newborn and a massive, overworked heart. She’s on a ventilator, and she has to be life-flighted to Omaha Children’s Hospital. My mother meets me in the Children’s Hospital lobby a few hours after the little plane touches down and ou
Admit it: You Just Want to be Normal (opens the original)
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You don’t want to be normal, do you? You don’t want a day job? You need an art hoe and not a wife? You need to see the world—you can’t let children drag you down. Unattached, hedonic, yanked about by a ratcheting thirst for novelty.You need the internet, with its little sheeple and its trolls and its noisemakers. There’s an algosphere for every niche, a hundred suckers for anyone shrewd enough to capture them. You need the dopamine hit of being appraised by strangers, lauded by fans, the steady
Can You Build a Wife? (opens the original)
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This week, the Substack bros ask: can a man take a “BPD chick” and turn her into a loving, stable, nurturing wife, possibly mother to his children? If you think this is even a question, you’ve been on the internet too long. Trying to mold someone with borderline personality disorder into the wife of your dreams is like trying to turn a passenger airline into a rocket ship. You will crash and burn. However, this raises an interesting question pertinent to the many Gen Z (and some millennial) men
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