HeyJaredGeneration Artax
Generation Artax is a podcast hosted by three GenX sisters from New Jersey who grew up in the '80s and '90s.
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- 12
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- Sep 21, 2026
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- Jul 6, 2026
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Terri is Hellish (opens the original)
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In case you think our sister relationship has been a unicorn dream, you might want to read Kim's entry from 1991. Because as it turns out, she dreads the minute Terri comes home from college. Why? Because she throws off the vibes and fucks up Kim's friend dynamic. Plus, Terri writes Lori a motivational letter she didn't ask for, sophomore year of high school is lackluster, and a contraption for removing spiders from your home. Gross. Welcome to Generation Artax. Kim finally watches Schitts Creek
Disco Fries (opens the original)
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We kick off this episode with fears of the ocean, specifically: submerged objects, huge waves, and Hudson River ferries. On the tech front, Kim's a big fan of early-days electronic mail and Terri saves her breakup letter as a template for future use. Plus: tanning beds, spring break, and what to order at a diner at night. Also, can we just say it? Lunch sucks. Welcome to Generation Artax. Terri's friend Kelly Anderson's debut novel The Wild Beneath hits big (no spoilers) The Last House movie (so
Spin the Bottle (opens the original)
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OMG we're back again! Terri revisits the 90s at the Backstreet Boys in Vegas. Kim and Lori move our dad into an assisted living facility, which is giving strong cruise ship vibes. Then we go back in time to Lori's melodramatic entry from 1991 when she decides her love train has left the station. Fun fact: Terri's first few makeouts were with people named Jason. Want to play Spin the Bottle? Meh. Welcome to Generation Artax. Are ringer tee's a thing? Kim and Lori move Dad into his new home, and l
Don't Call It a BJ (opens the original)
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Need furniture assembled? Call Lori. She's got IKEA-level IQ. Also, they shouldn't call it a blow job because the term is misleading for beginners. Kim cuts her foot up real bad, Lori works on her memory, Terri writes Kim a letter in 1988 that sounds as if it's from overseas. By the way, does anyone remember Splashdance? Welcome to Generation Artax. Also in this episode: Lori's IQ says she's good at assembling furniture Moving our dad to assisted living Why do they call it "blow job" - Kim took
Missed Curfew (opens the original)
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No one is surprised when Kim is elected Social Council President, but it is odd that she goes on the road to do PR work for the school. Also in this episode: Terri writes Kim a poem in rhyming couplets. Why building a fort is a critical rite of passage. Kim sneaks out to get felt up; Lori misses curfew, and Terri does the unthinkable in public. Welcome to Generation Artax. Other times we got into trouble: Wiffle ball tournament Kim drinks Starbucks in Rome — and her order is jawdropping Strawber
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