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Deja View: GH's Repetition Problem (opens the original)
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General Hospital Snarkcast – Season 3 Episode 3Recorded Monday, September 28, 2026David is still fighting off illness this week, but that does not stop the Snark Team from tearing into General Hospital’s repetitive storytelling problem. They break down why so many plots feel stuck on a loop lately, from a character’s abrupt off-screen exit and unexpected return to the never-ending accident fallout that keeps getting dropped and picked back up. They also dig into the show’s habit of introducing n
Port Charles is Upside Down! (opens the original)
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General Hospital Snarkcast – Season 3 Episode 2Recorded Monday, September 21, 2026Mama and Junior are both under the weather, but that does not stop them from breaking down a genuinely chaotic week on General Hospital. They dig into a budding new romance getting some sweet gym scenes, question whether Lulu is being set up with an unexpected match, and marvel at the parade of new male characters flooding Port Charles who all seem to blend together.The blame game around the ongoing accident storyl
A Very Unsupervised Recap of General Hospital (opens the original)
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Mama here… David is busy this weekend and asked if I was willing to write the recap. Fantastic week to turn the reins over to me! But hey, we’ve got WSB kidnappings, pedophilia, and gaslighting, so why not turn it over to the incredibly traumatized and horrified Mama Snark?THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO HMMMM…:1. Why do you need 5 pairs of scissors to trim a bonsai tree?2. Why can’t Jason, who supposedly loves Britt, see her side of the Anna situation?3. Serena does night bird watching? In her Cartullo
The Snarkcast Returns! New Season, New Snark (opens the original)
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General Hospital Snarkcast – Season 3 Episode 1The Snarkcast is back for season three! Mama Snark and Snark, Jr. open with a heartfelt tribute to the late Nina Shipman (aka Wicked Stepmother) before diving into everything General Hospital did while they were on break, and there is a lot to unpack. The so-called “Pikeman accident” storyline gets torn apart scene by scene, with Curtis, Jordan, and Trina all taking heat for how far their characters have strayed from who they used to be.The hosts de
What’s Happening In Port Charles? It’s Criminal! (opens the original)
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Hey, David, there’s a mistake - you mean the week of September 7-11. Nope! It was a short week. The Luke Tribute repeat on Monday and then only four episodes this week, but why did it feel like four-thousand? More characters acting out of character, more “Because, plots” all over the place and just strange twists and turns in storylines that have been slogging on for months. The writers even had a chance to slip in a retcon. Port Charles may not be the only town that people blame themselves for
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