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We're getting married? | Jane Eyre (opens the original)
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(6/11; Ch 20-23) Eddie Rochester is a heel and Jane can't see it. There's something screwy going on here, but Ryan can't figure out what and Jackie ain't telling.
Party at Thornfield! | Jane Eyre (opens the original)
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(5/11; Ch 16-19) If we've learned anything about rich people parties, it's that they're dull affairs. This one is no different until Rochester gets up to shenanigans. Read along with us! Support us on Patreon for a buck ($1) and get ad-free episodes! Or make a one-time donation on PayPal . Produced, directed, recorded and edited by: Ryan Carter Hosted by: Ryan Carter & Jackie Eckert Theme music by Jake Weller. Listen to Jake's album,
Rochester: Byronic Hero or Devil Man? | Jane Eyre (opens the original)
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(4/11; Ch 12-15) Edward Rochester is such an enigma and Jane cannot help but feel some sort of way about him. She thinks she can fix him...no, girl, no. This ain't a hallmark movie. Read along with us! Support us on Patreon for a buck ($1) and get ad-free episodes! Or make a one-time donation on PayPal . Produced, directed, recorded and edited by: Ryan Carter Hosted by: Ryan Carter & Jackie Eckert Theme music by Jake Weller. Listen to Jake's
F*ck the Brocklehursts! | Jane Eyre (opens the original)
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(3/11; Ch 9-11) Jane is all growed up now and decides to make a change, leaving Lowood for Thornfield Hall. Now she's a teacher to a little French girl. What could possibly go wrong? Read along with us! Support us on Patreon for a buck ($1) and get ad-free episodes! Or make a one-time donation on PayPal . Produced, directed, recorded and edited by: Ryan Carter Hosted by: Ryan Carter & Jackie Eckert Theme music by Jake Weller. Listen to J
Welcome to Lowood | Jane Eyre (opens the original)
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(2/11; Ch 5-8) Y'all gotta do bible study *every* morning? Spare me... Read along with us! Support us on Patreon for a buck ($1) and get ad-free episodes! Or make a one-time donation on PayPal . Produced, directed, recorded and edited by: Ryan Carter Hosted by: Ryan Carter & Jackie Eckert Theme music by Jake Weller. Listen to Jake's album, Wasting Time . Special thanks to Vidwest Studios
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