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Friends Who Pretend is an Actual-Play podcast where we craft our own stories on the go, creating our worlds and the characters within them, while the dice decides our fates. Half tabletop role playing, half improv acting, all fun.
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JAWS (1975) part 2 of 2 (opens the original)
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It's part TWO of our roleplay remake of Steven Spielbergs JAWS! James joins the party! Andrew can't catch a break! Nick and Vee trade scar stories. Jose tries to politic his way through the campaign and pisses his crewmates off with his scumbag tendencies. The shark gets treated to a nice buffet of disgruntled seamen. The thrilling conclusion of JAWS is right here.
JAWS (1975) part 1 of 2 (opens the original)
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The Friends Who Pretend absolutely massacre and cheapen Steven Spielberg's 1975 summer blockbuster JAWS! Andrew and Vee go on a drunk driving adventure! Jose wears ugly suits while sending people to die in the ocean! Nick names his price and knows his worth! Lots of people have fun in the sun and lots of people DIE horrible deaths!
Batman (1989) part 2 of 2 (opens the original)
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The Friends Who Pretend are disgusting vile creatures who absolutely defile the 1989 Batman film. Just a bunch of drunken perverts stumbling their way through the thrilling conclusion of this Tim Burton classic. Lots of people die. Lots of people have orgasms. Jacob and Chris sing Prince together. They should all be embarrassed.
Batman (1989) part 1 of 2 (opens the original)
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The Friends are back with their roleplay remake of Tim Burton's Batman! Nick listens to Billy Ocean upside down. Vee goes on a killing spree while listening to Prince! Jacob eats soup and it hurts. James seeks the bosses validation and Jose makes an ass out of himself at the roulette table.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) part 2 of 2 (opens the original)
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We are back with the second part of our roleplay remake of the 1990 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film. The Turtles take on the foot clan and rupture some testicles! Michelangelo tries to keep the peace! Donatello finds religion! Leonardo forgets everything he's ever learned about meditation and just about all of Splinter's other teachings. Casey Jones gives April O'Neal multiple orgasms! Once again, the Friends at the table for this episode are Jacob as April O'Neal, Nick as both Casey Jones and
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