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Grand theories and denunciations of human behavior, with a light heart. Polemic regarding us talking apes. I idealize and admire stand-up comedians, scientists, and philosophers. Tom Robbins and Robert Sapolsky are my heroes.
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Vibe Shifts in Sex Norms: Earth Girls Are Easy v. The Long Kiss Goodnight (opens the original)
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[Update: After initially publishing this just as my voice notes while watching Earth Girls Are Easy, I’ve now listened to my rambling and decided there’s actual material here].How to Go From a Bikini Babe to an Assassin Babe In Less Than a Decade!Earth Girls Are Easy and The Long Kiss Goodnight are two fantastic and enjoyable old movies that just happen to (1) both star Geena Davis, and (2) give me an excuse to write about sex politics. Therefore, it’s self-evident and conclusive that everyone s
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