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Football cartoons and roasting takes from Scotland’s most prolific cartoonist.
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- Sep 30, 2026
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- Sep 7, 2026
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A Hampden pipsqueak (opens the original)
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HelloFair play to anyone who has kept to any kind of schedule since the Manchester City verdict officially broke. Truly discombobulating news. While Joe Hart lives in complete denial and Micah Richards is sobbing uncontrollably into a club branded towel it’s fallen to Pep to carry the gaslight around the fanbase.<a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Jo-5!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.co
Next Stop Hampden (opens the original)
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HelloIf you’re still recovering from Saturday’s 0-0 in Slovenia then I’ve got bad news for you. Scotland are back for another match already, this time at home to Switzerland. That sounds thrilling on paper does it not. Can the reality live up to the billing?<source ty
A fresh-ish start (opens the original)
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HelloWhat did you make of Scotland’s 0-0 draw on Saturday? If the second half was an indicator we could be in for a good time. The spectacle was mildly spoiled by the video delay compared to the audio. After this moment I had to mute Liam McLeod.<img a
The Hire (opens the original)
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HelloIt’s Sebastien Pocognoli’s first game in charge tomorrow. <img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="1029" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!LINX!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-m
Blast from the past (opens the original)
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HelloEach month, thanks to football magazine I bring you a throwback cartoon to the days before I took up my footballing pencil in 2018.This month’s is an absolute doozy if I do say so myself. Enjoy!<img alt=""
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