HeyJaredFirst Seven Inch Club (AKA Border Boss)
Two dying old men formerly active in the Albany hardcore scene rate and review obscure metal and hardcore 7" records as the light slowly fades from their eyes. Formerly and occasionally-still known as BORDER BOSS, a Taco Bell appreciation-cast.
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Episode 249 - Yuckmouth (opens the original)
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They call me Yuckmouth because I don't brush, and if you don't brush your teeth (or you just eat wooden twigs as a treat) then yes, you too, can be a YUCKMOUTH.
Episode 248 - Morning Again (opens the original)
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Ughhh... time to head out into a world of literal vampires where this one guy knows all the ingredients on every flag like he's the Gordon Ramsay of vexillology. How am I supposed to compete with that? Encyclopedia Brown over here. Ruining the bell curve. Maybe I can get ahead with some faith and nutrition tips from MORNING AGAIN.
Episode 247 - Down in Flames (opens the original)
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Heat, Death, Heat-Death, all the things you don't care about when you're young. Youth is about velocity, ferocity, non-bogosity... flatuosity... Sorry I got a weird text and lost my train of thought. Did you know they make a flannel shirt based on Ashford & Simpson's "Solid"? Whoa they got DOWN IN FLAMES chinos!
Episode 246 - Neglect (opens the original)
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Leave it to an episode about "pulling the plug" to actually about living with decisions. Music, stunt foods, body recomp, war against neighbors, everything has unpredictable downstreams. This is why we listen to ignorant music - to center and refresh. To clear our minds of hazards and psychic traps. Like escaping a systemwide Jigsaw every day single day of our lives. Only one band has ever given us a truly workable solution and that's NEGLECT.
Episode 245 - Hatebreed (opens the original)
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Some say Podcasting is the real front lines. Politics, culture, looksmaxxing... and now we find ourselves at the vanguard of mankind's final war against the machines. Oh, no, that's flattering but I wouldn't use the word hero. Any one of you might have done the same. But come to think of it, we sure could use a pep-talk. You got any inspirational books or links or anything? HATEBREED? Sounds like one of those fighting games where you're a dinosaur. Well let me know if you have any ideas that are
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