HeyJaredfigs on the front porch
the imagination of 23 y/o who often thinks too much and speaks too little.
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- Sep 22, 2026
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iced coffee, the game of professionalism, NFL, dollar tree, and minimum wage (opens the original)
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I’m not a naive girl anymore. (opens the original)
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This is the second installment of a series I’ve started, inspired by Sheila Heti’s experimental nonfiction book Alphabetical Diaries. Pulling from sentences in my daily journals, one at a time, I’m reorganizing them to create something new. This second installment is from the second daily journal that I’ve ever completed back in March 2023.<a class="image-link image2" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!fBVj!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.
no more nectarines, heat waves, larping retirement, that’s so raven, and data centers (opens the original)
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Note: This is the start of yet another series I’m calling Monday Miscellany, where I combine all of the topics I’ve heard, seen, and thought about recently into bi-monthly posts, along with my candid opinions.<img alt="" class="sizing-normal" he
In the past, I was pessimistic (opens the original)
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This is the first installment of a new series I am starting, inspired by Sheila Heti’s experimental nonfiction book Alphabetical Diaries. Pulling from sentences in my daily journals, one at a time, I’m reorganizing them to create something new. This first installment is from the first daily journal that I’ve ever completed back in January 2023.<a class="image-link image2" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!fBVj!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media
if i can be frank (opens the original)
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