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Just a tired middle-aged Gen Xer in 40's who apparently wants to kvetch online about his political homelessness.
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The Male Loneliness Epidemic Didn’t Deserve “Busboys.” (opens the original)
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When I feel I may have neglected my Substack readers, I sometimes comfort myself with the knowledge that being a Substack reader has to be a sign of exposure to criminal levels of neglect. But neglect is criminal, so I’ll write something… like a review. So, I wrote a review of the 2026 Masters of the Universe movie, which largely sucked but 90% of its problem was the writing. The rest of it was so technically well done the final result is arguably up to mid, maybe even good, for the person where
2026’s He-Man Movie: A Millenial Mid-Life Crisis (opens the original)
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