HeyJaredEXCESS by Taylore Scarabelli
This is a blog about FASHION, but it's about my life in New York, too.
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Duty Freedom (opens the original)
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The best part about flying out of terminal 1 at JFK on your way to Paris Fashion Week is watching whatever [redacted] Johnny Depp Dior Sauvage ad is playing on repeat above the never-ending security line. This time it’s a big budget fiasco featuring J as a jewelry-clad cowboy on the edge of the Grand Canyon wearing eyeliner while he flirts with a wild cat, a cougar, a stand in for his “aging fans” who are in actually as “young” as he is. But Sauvage Johnny isnt like his fans. He’s special. Not a
a top-secret new york fashion satire... (opens the original)
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peacockers, peta protesters, and pool house princes (opens the original)
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TIP SHEET VOL. 6 - tuscan moms, weird movies, and adult dance classes (opens the original)
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the enduring appeal of the olsen twins (opens the original)
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