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an all-you-can-eat mind buffet, broadcasting weeklyish from London
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Something’s going on at Dough Hands. (opens the original)
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Good morning! Hello to all new readers from last week’s : London edition or from ’s shoutout.I’m currently flying through Ari Emanuel’s memoir Roll the Calls and finding it both hilarious and refreshing. Rage is good! Rage as a motivator! Is this the end of namaste clean-girl mindfulness?I do find rage to be an excellent motivator, but I also attended a SoulCycle class on Friday night, so… it’s a spectrum..Related/unrelated: I’m making my yearly trip to Los Angeles in a few weeks to vis
Multi-billionaires don’t wait nine hours for medieval embroidery (opens the original)
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Hello! As previously disclosed (multiple times), I’m Scottish. I’m also a Virgo, so now that the b2b2b2b heatwaves are over, London is reassuringly dreich and it is finally SEPTEMBER, I’m in my element. Real back-to-school vibes in the air.I took August off, in the Italian way (although I did contribute to Feed Me’s mid-month London edition). So, without further ado, here are the headlines from today’s London-based all-you-can-eat mind buffet of business, culture, gossip, and food:<a class="imag
The Savoy auctioned off 2000 pieces of furniture and fittings to the public last week (opens the original)
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One thing that’s very important to know about me is that I’m Glaswegian.Since leaving home I’ve lived in Edinburgh, the Bay Area and now London. That’s more than half my life away from Glasgow, but it turns out your first operating system is remarkably difficult to uninstall.It’s been a decade since the independence referendum and thirteen years since I moved to London, so Scottish identity politics don’t occupy quite as much headspace as they once did.But then this week the North London Girlie
Soho House launches a £20,000 membership tier (opens the original)
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What’s your ideal temperature? Mine is 27°C with a slight breeze and a few scattered clouds in an otherwise blue sky. That’s today’s forecast in London, and I’m feeling good.Just over a decade ago, I worked at Aesop, where we were expressly forbidden from talking about the weather. It was considered boring and inane — not the sort of thing a curious, enlightened mind should concern itself with. I've been thinking about that a lot recently because I simply won't shut the fuck up about the weather
The Crystal Palace dinosaurs have been freed. (opens the original)
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Hello everybody.It’s hot again in London and I’m trying very hard not to bitch and moan, but can’t a girl get a decent night’s sleep every once in a while? I’m half-watching Wimbledon while I type this, praying to the AMEX gods for a ticket to the final few days and feeling slightly embarrassed that I haven’t touched a tennis court in months. I’m rooting for Djokovic. I know he’s tennis’ resident villain, but I refuse to entertain arguments against his GOAT status.Last week I headed to The Stand
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