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Welcome to Everything’s Perfect, the podcast that proves life doesn’t need to be flawless to be full.
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Everything’s Perfect Except… You Banned My Kid’s Oreos (opens the original)
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It started with one message in a kindergarten group chat: Ava can’t have Oreos. No allergy. No explanation. Just… no Oreos. Naturally, the internet lost its mind. Moms started sending Oreos to school on purpose. Celebrities showed up in the comments. News outlets started calling. The group texts became songs. And two five-year-olds apparently organized a relay race so the winner could claim an Oreo fair and square. Meanwhile, Michelle still has no idea the internet knows her name. But Oreo Gate
Everything’s Perfect Except… There Will Never Be Another Dolly (opens the original)
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We lost a legend. ❤️ This week, Autumn and Donald celebrate Dolly Parton. They celebrate her humor, her confidence, her generosity, her music, and the life lessons she left behind. Autumn and Donald dive into the stories that made them love her even more: Dolly’s Imagination Library, her thoughts on marriage and motherhood, that unforgettable Barbara Walters interview, and yes... the time Dolly entered a Dolly Parton drag lookalike contest and LOST😂 Plus, before the Dolly conversation begins: Go
Everything’s Perfect Except... Nothing About This Case Adds Up (opens the original)
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⚠️ TRIGGER WARNING: This episode discusses the Lindsay Clancy case in detail, including child loss, postpartum psychosis, self-harm, and suicide. Autumn and Donald are sharing their personal opinions based on publicly available information. They are not attorneys or medical professionals. This week, there’s no Phone a Friend. Autumn and Donald sit down to unpack the Lindsay Clancy trial, the evidence that raised questions for them, and the details they believe deserve a closer look. They discuss
Everything’s Perfect Except… Maybe You Should Quit (opens the original)
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Follow us for more health advice: drink water and hide your feet unless somebody’s paying extra. 😂 This week, Autumn and Donald are talking about quitting culture — and whether quitting is actually always the bad thing we’ve been taught it is. Because there’s a BIG difference between giving up the second something gets uncomfortable… and realizing that a relationship, job, workout, friendship, lifestyle, or version of yourself simply isn’t working anymore. And sometimes? Staying is actually the
Everything’s Perfect Except… We’re Having a Midlife Crisis (opens the original)
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No Phone a Friend this week. Just a real conversation about midlife, purpose, and what happens when the decade that defined you quietly ends. Donald admits live on air that he might be having a midlife crisis…and Autumn realizes she may be right there with him. What follows is one of their most honest conversations yet: the end of the Beachbody era, losing the version of life where 20,000 people knew your name, rebuilding your identity when the thing that defined you changes, and wondering wheth
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