HeyJaredEntropic Absurdity
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Bridge Rumors (opens the original)
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Jared and Earl: 2nd Installment (opens the original)
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If you are unaquainted with Jared and Earl, we suggest you start with the first installment — Earl is loquacious to a fault, but Jared might take some getting used to. There’s only 853 words, and 52 are varients of the word “fuck”.Jared? Jared! whatcha got there?HEY!I know you heard me, you ’bout as sly as a silverback g’rilla, get your shit flingin ass over here.What’s in the fuckin box?You really tryin’a hide it behind yer back like
MORE TRAIN (opens the original)
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e e cumthefuckon (opens the original)
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this was written over a year ago before i knew how to properly post poetry.it was written in sheer unadulterated disgust after my brain refused to process seven paragraphs of feedback about tense, before I knew about the encephalopathy.might be my favorite.Text within this block will maintain its original spacing when publishedthese words make sense one at a time at a loss but together they're tumble
Legostacking! (opens the original)
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Introductions are my LEAST favorite thing to write.So if you weren’t in this corner of Substack late last year, the easiest explanation is this; I live next to my parent’s house, I’ve been helping clear out an old bedroom, and spent a considerable amount of time playing sorting Legos to stay distracted and sane during what was one of the most difficult eras of my life.I did stay distracted.The sanity part is widely debated with zero clear consensus.I decided to emulate, with as much accuracy as
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