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I’m Emmie, a 40-something, anxiety-medicated, girly-girl survivor who has lived through more plot twists than a Netflix limited series and writes honest stories about uneven stitches, frayed edges, and do over days at The Patchwork Plate.

Newsletter · By Emmie · English · Official site

Indexed issues, last 90 days
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Latest publication
Sep 22, 2026
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Jul 14, 2026

Latest issues

  1. Issue · Sep 22, 2026

    A Minor Retraction (opens the original)

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    <img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="820" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!oqya!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F9b27b4e4-d91d-4967-b63c-9c22e552344f_1671x941.png"

  2. Issue · Sep 18, 2026

    Gone Girl, But for Work (opens the original)

    Excerpt · Positive tone

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    <img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="819" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!vGlu!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F66812741-ee04-4238-afc6-0dc8fceee2e6_1672x941.png"

  3. Issue · Sep 9, 2026

    The NPE Chronicles, Volume VII: It Never Had to Be This Way (opens the original)

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    <img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="813" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Vp3O!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5bacefd3-e749-4e2c-bb94-b0479764f6e6_2752x1536.pn

  4. Issue · Sep 1, 2026

    The Stepmom Struggle Bus, Volume VI: Where In the Hell Does Everything Go? (opens the original)

    Excerpt · Critical tone

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    <img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="898" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!787v!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fad6f8c83-03ab-47e9-a962-42f8c4a0c268_1597x985.png"

  5. Issue · Aug 27, 2026

    Joint Custody, Zero Common Sense: Notes From Co-Parenting With My Ex-Husband (Volume III) (opens the original)

    Excerpt · Critical tone

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    <img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="971" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!500T!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F0ad2cb7b-5da0-4314-97cf-dece3da3be2c_1536x1024.pn

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