HeyJaredEdzo's Chicagomatic
Running a Chicago-style hot dog stand and burger joint is an endless source of content!
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- Sep 25, 2026
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I Got a New Job (opens the original)
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I know I’ve been super quiet over the last month or two, my lovelies. I’ve felt kind of remiss about not posting updates for y’all, but, at the same time, you already know about me and my binge life, so if you’re still here riding along with me, you’ve accepted the fact that you might get six posts in a week, some of which will probably be 5000 words with links to six videos, but you could also get just a couple short posts in a month or two.<a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" hr
Welcome, New Subscribers! (opens the original)
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August has been a crazy month for me in multiple life-arenas. Upheaval is upping its heaval at me hard right now, so I’ve been busy dealing with it and resting.As a result, I haven’t published as many posts as I’d planned. There are 73 pieces in my drafts folder, all of which I’m excited about finishing, but the energy just hasn’t been there. I’ve kind of been feeling guilty about being so quiet, but then over the last few days, I got a huge number of new subscribers for no apparent reason. I gu
Why Do I Hate The Bear? Vol. 16 (opens the original)
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We drop right into this very serious episode. It’s the season-ender, after all. [Sidebar- do “seasons” even mean anything with regard to TV shows anymore? How long is a season? When do seasons start and end? No one can tell me. There are no actual answers. The word “season” has become meaningless with regard to TV shows. Why are we even calling them that?]<a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!v0Ie!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https
Why Do I Hate The Bear? Vol. 15 (opens the original)
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Inspections were ostensibly passed last episode (although I have many questions), so the gang is cleared to open the restaurant. Everybody is pumped about friends and family night first.Slow dramatic opening. Shadows. Blue light. Dramatic music slowly building. I think it’s showing people in bed having sex, but it was daytime when I watched so I could barely see. Probably Carm and Claire, I’m guessing. Sheets were mussed. (Blush)Cut to a tight closeup on Syd buttoning up her chef coat…. wait, sh
Free Root Beer Float Day (opens the original)
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Ok, first thing’s first. Thursday, August 6th, 2026 is National Root Beer Float Day.<img alt="" class="sizing-normal" height="532" src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Vsfw!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsu
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