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The Substack of New York Times Bestselling Author, J.A. Cipriano. Where corporate analysis meets dark humor
- Indexed issues, last 90 days
- 11
- Latest publication
- Sep 21, 2026
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- Jul 6, 2026
Latest issues
We Should Have Driverless Cars Already, but You Won’t Make Grandma Stop Driving Her Stupid Buick (opens the original)
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Congratulations on the Invention (opens the original)
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The Pro-Flock People Don’t Exist (opens the original)
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The Beef Market Is Working. (opens the original)
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We Think “Lips of an Angel” Is a Love Song (opens the original)
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