HeyJaredDr. Jordan Breeding's Substack
Mostly updates and old scripts. If that's something you're excited about.
- Indexed issues, last 90 days
- 6
- Latest publication
- Sep 24, 2026
- Audience
- Checking…
- Earliest in this view
- Jul 9, 2026
Latest issues
I explain all 8 Resident Evil Movies to take down every evil corporation ever (opens the original)
Read excerpt
So besides the fact that this is one of my bigger videos that I’m hoping out-performs most of what we’ve done this year, this is actually the FIFTIETH full “Every Freaking Thing” project I’ve released on my own channel (I’m counting the one-off video game movies and one-off anime movies as just two projects).It’s pretty wild to think how desperate I was when this channel started. I’d (dramatically) lost my job, and I wasn’t even monetized yet when I released our first video. In fact, I remember
I explain all 4 RoboCop Movies to recalibrate my malfunctioning, murderous camera guy (opens the original)
Read excerpt
If you hate this series or this video, blame my Patrons. They voted for it despite several other options. This is THEIR fault.That said, this is easily one of the more palatable series I’ve covered, and actually I was ALMOST on board with the reboot in some aspects until it got even sillier than the original run. Anyway, the resultant video is as weird as ever. Thank you for watching these so I can feed my family and tell aquaintances as the fantasy football draft I was at last night that, no, r
They made SEVEN Wrong Turn movies!? (opens the original)
Read excerpt
I’m starting to feel a bit like the boy who cried inbred cannibal. Obviously it’s impossible for every series I cover to be the worst collection of movies I’ve ever had to sit through, and yet inevitably half the time I finish one of these franchises I’m like wow that one’s the worst.And yet… I really hate Wrong Turn. I never saw these growing up — though I’d heard about them — and I don’t know why but I guess I thought they were scary? But actually no they’re just absolutely disgusting, nudity-
I explain Amityville Backrooms to my poor, pregnant wife (opens the original)
Read excerpt
This is the worst movie I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen a lot of movies. Usually with movies at this quality, you at least get the sense that the crew is having fun or trying something ambitious they can’t nail or… anything. This feels like a soulless cash grab where there isn’t even any cash to grabbed.I hope this guy doesn’t get too offended since he’s presumably a real person and not, like Kevin Sorbo or whatever, but WHY would you release as many movies as you can per year without spending tim
I explained Obsession to my poor wife (opens the original)
Read excerpt
I’m starting to worry that people are going to be weird about this video, but I hope everybody knows that — as always — everything I stay is stupid and pointless. Treat it as such.Additionally, this series (sans Dave, plus wife, one movie instead of a full franchise) will have one more public episode next week and then will move to exclusively behind the $5 paywall moving forward. Considering joining our Patreon to help choose future episodes (that you’ll then be able to watch)?Anyway. Enjoy in
Publishing over time
Last 90 days. Choose a month to open its work.
Recurring subjects
Named in the text we hold. One piece can cover several.
Audience
No verified audience measurement yet.
About this data
Counts cover the work we have indexed. Tone needs enough text and a confident classification. Excerpts and episode notes are not full articles or transcripts.
Identity or attribution wrong? Suggest a correction.