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Dear Nigerian women, apparently you are married to the kitchen. (opens the original)
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As the jobless graduate that I am, I’ve been scrolling through TikTok. (And no, I’m not guilty about it. Let me enjoy unemployment in peace.)I came across a video of a woman carrying her MacBook while cooking for her husband. I knew immediately it was a reference video because TikTok people don’t do anything without context.<a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!jpIW!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.
Life of a graduate (opens the original)
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So… I’m a Graduate. ✨I have a lot of articles to write, for real. Is it about my random shenanigans or the thousand things I have to say? My problem is that I’m just too lazy to start typing. 😂I graduated recently, as y’all know, and yes, I have the best sign-out and defence pictures. 😌✨ Nobody should argue with me on that one.Knowing that I’m officially entering the world full time means I can’t use being a student as an excuse anymore. (Not like I ever used it anyway.)The funny thing is, I had
Confessions of a Twenty-Something (opens the original)
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“I Like My Men Obsessed”… Until It Was Him.You guys will remember this article.<img alt="" class="si
Confessions of a Twenty-Something (opens the original)
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