HeyJaredDon't Quote Me ... It's Probably Nothing
A conspiracy theory podcast for the highly curious and slightly high.Ever find yourself spiraling down a rabbit hole at 2 a.m., questioning pigeons, the calendar, or why your microwave feels off? Same.Don’t Quote Me...
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Wacky Wednesday (Halloween Edition) (opens the original)
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It's Wacky Wednesday! What does that mean?! Idk. It's not True Crime Tuesday, I guess. I was super in the mood for Halloween because of this crisp morning, so I decided to do a Halloween episode about it! I hope you love it times a thousand! Song of the Week: "Crazy" by Steve Long
The Montauk Project (opens the original)
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Time-bending, hairy monsters, and Navymen embedded into ships??? Count me in! This weeks episode of Don't Quote Me It's Probably Nothing talks about the Montauk Project and all the weird stuff that goes along with it! Song of The Week: "Cemeteries" by Beila
True Criiiiimmeee Tuesday (opens the original)
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Heyya! It's another True Crime Tuesday! Enjoy the chaos, my friends!
Are We In The Wrong Timeline? Project Looking Glass (opens the original)
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Send us Fan Mail This week, we’re diving into Project Looking Glass and its alleged connections to CERN, the Mandela Effect, 2012, alternate timelines, and a strange mention found in the Epstein files involving going back to 2020 to change something. 🎵 Song of the Week: “Movie Screen” by Ian Elliott 📄 View the referenced Epstein file: https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%209/EFTA00173266.pdf ☕ Shop Grounds for Conspiracy: https://www.groundsforconspiracy.com/discount/stay%2520weird Stay
Beam Me Up?? Absolutely Not. (opens the original)
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Send us Fan Mail This week, we’re diving into the strange, unsettling world of alien abduction stories. We’re talking about three different cases that have left people asking the same big questions for decades: what really happened, what can be explained, and what still feels impossible to ignore. From missing time and strange memories to hypnosis, witnesses, and details that just don’t sit right, these stories are the kind of weird that make you want to leave a light on and definitely not look
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