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Take a guided tour into terror as Mike and Tim bring fans new and old into the world of horror every 2nd and 4th Monday!You've been warned. Don't open this podcast!

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  1. Episode · Aug 24, 2026

    Mailbag Of Doom 2026 (opens the original)

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    In the immortal words of Chop Top Sawyer…. It’s time for…. “INCOMING MAIL!!!!!” Yes indeed, another year has passed and you’ve yet to let us down. So, Mike & Tim are once again handing over the trusted reins to all of YOU, our dear listeners! You picked the movies! You ask the questions! Neither rain nor snow, nor heat or hail, not even the dark gloom of night can keep the “DOTP: MAILBAG OF DOOM” from arriving on time to deliver all the thrills & chills that YOU demand! We are at your service, e

  2. Episode · Aug 10, 2026

    Fresh Cuts: The Dream Child (opens the original)

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    Come one, come all dear listeners because we just got an over-shipment of the finest cinematic tenderloins of terror and DOTP is passing those savings on to you! Could we interest you in the tropical terror of "Send Help" or the meta mayhem of "Faces Of Death"? Maybe a morsel of "The Mummy" to bring home to the family otherwise "They Will Kill You"!If you prefer more existential eats then perhaps sample the imported wild catch that is "Exit 8"? Lastly, be sure to take home a "Masters Of The Univ

  3. Episode · Jul 27, 2026

    Fresh Cuts: The Revenge (opens the original)

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    Hey there, kids! As promised, Mike & Tim are back to their classic DOTP format! Providing you with all the deep dive reviews & insightful conversations you’ve come to love! There’s no better way to satisfy your craving for terror than with a brand new slice of our “Fresh Cuts!” series! That’s the one where we break down the newest releases in the world of horror cinema!We suggest you grab a large cart because we are filling it to the brim with a GROSSery list from hell!From the festering folk ho

  4. Episode · Jul 13, 2026

    The 100th Episode Part 3 (Mike & Tim Finish Their 100 Favorite Horror Flick Lists)! (opens the original)

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    Welcome back yet again dear listeners! As our devotees already know, we wanted to do a special “Thank You” episode for our 100th! By now, just like Silver Bullet's Reverand Lowe, you may be saying, "Let it end, Dear Lord, let it end" and it will! Mike & Tim finally wrap up their 100 favorite film lists, which grew (out of sheer LOVE!) to over 250 films, plus honorable mentions to bring you an absolute onslaught of spooks and scares! Yes, we had a great time, but we are also thrilled to have put

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