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What can a former VOGUE fashion editor talk about? Fashion? Nah—way more! Welcome to DON’T MAKE ME CALL HER, the podcast reviving the lost art of real phone conversations.
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Hurry The Fck Up...This Is Hong Kong! (opens the original)
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We went to Hong Kong for a family vacay and it delivered. Every. Single. Time. This week — a city where people walk fast and talk loud, and no that does not mean they are rude, it means they have somewhere to be and something important banter to share. Food is the number one priority in Hong Kong, if you don't like to eat...don't go to Hong Kong. We're talking one Michelin Star spicy fish pot, must-eat egg waffles and the kind of hole-in-the-wall Hong Kong style restaurant that has no business b
Another Lesson No One Needs! (opens the original)
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We're back. Nobody asked, but here we are. This week — it's official, our smartphones are our meal companions. We've all just collectively agreed that our phones are better company than the people sitting opposite us. Then, Melbourne baristas — talented, passionate, devoted to their craft — but do they think they're the coffee GOD? Grace is a self-proclaimed non-animal person and yet somehow has very strong opinions on who should and shouldn't be allowed to own a dog. Big or small. She's judging
Where Are You Actually From Karen? (opens the original)
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This week we return to our favourite format: Two nobodies, zero plan, whatever's on our minds. First up a big shout-out to our 14 loyal listeners, who show up every Wednesday for reasons we genuinely cannot explain and frankly don't deserve. Then we get into why "where are you from?" has somehow become a very loaded question and why an entire generation now watches live concerts exclusively through a 6-inch phone screen instead of, you know, being there. As always: no research, no filter, mostly
Is Ringing Someone Considered A Crime? (opens the original)
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We eavesdropped on our teen's phone call recently, purely for research purposes, and came away with more questions than answers. No time was agreed. No location was mentioned. At no point did anyone say a full sentence. And yet, apparently, plans were made. This week we take a good hard look at how younger generation communicate, compare to the Gen X and Boomer approach and try to work out how an entire generation became fluent in vibes but not in venues. Along the way: the quiet epidemic of lon
How To Turn A Small Problem Into A Disaster? (opens the original)
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This week on Don't Make Me Call Her podcast, We are running an unofficial masterclass in one of Grace's most well-practiced skills: taking a completely minor inconvenience and turning it into a full-blown disaster, entirely inside her own head. Dramatic much Grace Lam? We break down the actual psychology behind it because apparently this isn't just Grace being dramatic, experts narrow it down to childhood, trauma, genetics, the whole catalogue — we get into where this pattern actually comes from
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