Don't Be A Ding Dong
Don’t Be A Ding Dong! is a professional comedy show where 3 ding dongs try not to be ding dongs. Join Ryan, Andy, and Quinton as they learn things about each other. Contents may include: impromptu game shows, new business propositions, and the occasional UFO sighting.
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[15] And I'm Standy (opens the original)
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This one is for the audio listeners. 00:00 - This is a standing episode 02:47 - Running things over with your car, part 1 07:34 - Musical accompaniment (for you) 11:21 - Running things over with your car, part 2 15:24 - Clearing out the notes from Winter 19:46 - Ryan gets bullied by rich people 29:37 - Bionicles 31:50 - Andy's haircut 38:22 - Andy's tax fraud 39:52 - Stealing from work and seeing dead people (allegedly)
[14] The Dogrowave Is Back (opens the original)
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It’s Christmas again already on the Ding Dong stage as the Hot Dog Homies talk dogs again and how many fit. The McRib gauntlet is born, followed by doodles of Jesus’ bathroom. 00:00 - A special gift from the pink chair 07:59 - Pinning down McRib season 14:16 - Stuffing a microwave full of hot dogs 24:48 - Getting into the trenches of Church Camp 30:58 - Check your Playstation messages 33:34 - Andy goes to Camp Springfield 51:43 - Recap and wrap up
[13] Pepsi Popcorn Trough (opens the original)
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Welcome to Ding Dong University, where the boys will be teaching 3 very important lessons. How to pack your Pepsi, how not to share popcorn, and a surefire way to ace a job interview. 00:00 - Intro 00:47 - Ryan Does New York (Again) 10:24 - Pepsi Property 15:12 - Discussing Popcorn 23:11 - Ready to Talk Piss 36:48 - Letting Out A Little Dab 47:21 - How To Catch Red Bull Thieves 50:41 - Closing the Circle of Piss
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